Well, well, well, it's me AGAIN, G is for Griffin. I am here because of my stupendous writing prowess. I won so I am here AGAIN to host the Crapshoot Contest. I hope this time everyone will participate and submit a story. Last time due to deadlines and laziness stories were not written. So the topic for this month is going to be about time crunch. The story should have the phrase "peanut butter and jelly time" in it, and should be 247 words long. I think all the stories from now are going to be 247 words, started by hotkatelin, thanks hotkatelin! The deadline for the story about a deadline will be Aug. 3oth midnight, because of our upcoming trip to Nicaragua. So good luck fellow bloggers!
P.S. If one of the "Fours Company" does not meet deadline then they are buying the prize, even if two do not make it both have to. If all three do not make it, then guess what, I have three 12 packs, OH YEAH, I may have to stagebooty you girls!!!
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Oh how the hippies will despise me,
For the papers I have wasted trying to write this time crunch story.
And time crunch is exactly what this is,
For I have to meet the deadline or this story will be dismissed.
I'm writing it at school,
Oh and look there's a cat in a shoe.
No Sam I Am I do not like green eggs and ham,
I will not eat them Sam I Am.
I prefer to have Peanut Butter and Jelly Time,
I would like to eat it with a glass of white wine.
Why do you ask,
Well a delicacy like this one how would you be able to pass?
You think it would be easy you say,
Oh dear friend let's make today the day!
You will prepare your sandwich,
And try to with little to no dismay.
And I will fetch the wine,
And together we will feast for this time.
Whoops I accidentally got off topic,
It's so good so far I might actually copyright it.
Alright...Time Crunch,
mmmmmmm I'm so hungry wish I had a peanut butter and jelly so I can munch.
NO! Back to Time Crunch,
mmmmmmm dirty gringo with extra crunch.
OH GOD! STAY ON TIME,
OOOOOOOO I just found a dime.
NOT AGAIN! This Time Crunch topic is too hard,
Thanks a lot Griffin you tard!
Well, I guess I should bring this to an end,
In case you have forgotten I like Heineken!!!
The most magnificent pair of horse racers ever were Tonto and Frank. The duo has been racing since 1957 and has never lost a race (despite the fact they have only raced one ace and it was against a heard of rabid camels on a cruise ship in the middle of the Ariabian Sea) the champions were inseparable. One day Frank decided that he and Tonto needed a sponsor; Frank really wanted to be sponsored by Colt 45, his favorite beverage ever, but Tonto was opposed to Frank’s choice and wanted to be sponsored by mentos to help score a lady horse.
This caused a riff between the pair, when Tonto went grazing he refused to let Frank come and when Frank bushed his teeth he denied Tonto his toothbrush. The partners were lost without each other, they became depressed and at Tonto’s urging Frank agreed to see a counselor, the counselor specialized in jockey/ horse relationships and knew exactly what would unite the pair- a race. The only race in Uruguay, where they lived, happened once every twelve years, the next race was only three days away. The winner recieves a lifetime supply of pork-and-beans. The pair trained for three-days and on race day were ready. The whistle blew, Tonto froze, Frank knew what to do “Peanut butter Jelly Time” he screamed, Tonto flew out the gate and passed almost everyone but their arch-enemy Lesley, the team got second-place but remembered their love for each other.
Technically this story would not be legit unless it was written in a time crunch. I want to actually be feeling a time crunch when I am composing the story. So here it goes…
“Hurry” shouted little Suzy, “If you do not finish rock collecting were gonna be late for peanut butter jelly time!” All Edward wanted to do was sit by the pond and collect rocks. His lifetime dream was by the age of 18 to collect as many flat rocks as possible. This way Edward could skip rocks for the rest of his life; he would have collected enough for a lifetime of rock skipping. All little Suzy wanted to do was make it back home before Peanut butter Jelly time was over. Peanut butter Jelly time was very special to Suzy, it reminded her of her good old gramps who use to sneak them to her in the middle of the night. Since Gramps had passed away they only had peanut butter jelly time once a month. Finally little Suzy got Edward to stop picking up rocks, she told him that she had found a new pond closer to the house, and on the other side. Suzy and Edward held onto each other’s hand, and dashed into the woods, they scaled a large Bartholomew Tree; leap across rivers of muck, crawled through snake holes, and got a ride on an anteater’s back. Suzy could see the house, it was so close. They were going to make it just in the nick of time, when “Kappoooee” they fell into Wilbur the pigs mud hole. As they sank to the bottom of the hole Suzy screamed, “ I just want my tiempo de la mantequilla y de la jalea de cacahuete!” She never got it, but apparently she learned Spanish.
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