The winner is...

After reading all the short stories I decided on a winner. Although it was a tough decision and all the stories were good one stuck out as a sure winner, Laurel Sexy Pants. Her story didn't force being random and it flowed with precision. Hotkatelin, yours was good but your ending wasn't as good as your previous endings have been. Ol' Tobias, however you spell it, The rhymes needed some help, but I really like the originality of your concept. Well congratulations to you Laurel Sexy Pants and have fun with the new topic. Just let me know what beer you would like and I will schedule the awards ceremony next weekend. Oh yeah. Later...GisforGriffin.

3rd Monthly Crapshoot Short Story Writing Contest

Well, well, well, it's me AGAIN, G is for Griffin. I am here because of my stupendous writing prowess. I won so I am here AGAIN to host the Crapshoot Contest. I hope this time everyone will participate and submit a story. Last time due to deadlines and laziness stories were not written. So the topic for this month is going to be about time crunch. The story should have the phrase "peanut butter and jelly time" in it, and should be 247 words long. I think all the stories from now are going to be 247 words, started by hotkatelin, thanks hotkatelin! The deadline for the story about a deadline will be Aug. 3oth midnight, because of our upcoming trip to Nicaragua. So good luck fellow bloggers!

P.S. If one of the "Fours Company" does not meet deadline then they are buying the prize, even if two do not make it both have to. If all three do not make it, then guess what, I have three 12 packs, OH YEAH, I may have to stagebooty you girls!!!

2nd Monthly Crapshoot Short Story Contest

Okay...this is your 1st monthly winner of the Crapshoot Short Story Conest, Hot Katelin. I will be hosting the 2nd monthly contest. The topic of this story has to be a creative story about a journey to a foreign land. The story also needs to contain the words sunflower and rubiks cube. It has to be 247 words. I will judge by the creativivty and the amount of times you can make me smile. Good luck! may the best writer win. The winner will be awareded a 12 pack of their favorite beer. (I will not be drinking their beer I will let the winner drink it and do what they like with it) The stories need to be submitted by July 20th at 12 pm sharp. Good Luck!
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The Winner is...

The winner of the first monthly crapshoot short story writing contest is "hotkatelin". Congratulations and I hope you share your beer with G is for Griffin!

The First Monthly Crapshoot Short Story Contest

Here it is, The First Monthly Crapshoot Short Story Contest!

Write a short 250 word story and submit it here as a comment. The idea of this months short story is schoolboy tragedy. So just write a short 250 word schoolboy tragedy story: funny, serious, seriously funny, whatever. The winner will be determined on June 22nd and will also receive a twelve pack of whatever beer they like. Good luck and enjoy fellow bloggers!

Sincerely,
G is for Griffin

Humus land

This topic is for the humus enthusiast out there. The ones that live, sleep, and literally eat it. The ones that wake up and brush their teeth with it. The ones that put it under their armpits for antiperspirant. The ones that are cooking and run out of salt to put on their french fries and say "Humus to the rescue". Sprinkle sprinkle. Enjoy.

What are the benefits of blogging?

I find it is the only thing to do after you have danced all day. The logical thing to do next would be to blog all night. Right? I wonder if you could be a professional blogger? More than likely you can.

So what are you feelings about Catfish?

I think catfish is swell, especially the slime. I can lick the catfish slime then throw him back into the water. He tastes like purple skittles and has the texture of artichokes. So kinda like a grape artichoke? Sure. Tell me what you think about Catfish and do you think he tastes like a grape artichoke?

Officially the official first post...

Here is the start of a blog that is looking to be very promising. I hope everyone enjoys this awesome blog where you can be honest with me without telling me who you are. Thats kind of scary. I will try to work on the look of my blog to make it more visually appealing and sexy. Right now it is a basic template. Whatever have fun and don't dirty up my blog.